The Agency downgrades India.The PM,MM Singhan,[about 79 years old] and the FM,Pranavan Murkh[about 77 years old],met before this......and had a conversation....Singhan had earlier worked under Murkh as,a Bureaucrat,but now is his BOSS,due to a foreign force,Master of Singhan!
Murkh:-You look worried,Sir......
Singhan:-Ah!Murkh,its good that you came.The USA is pressing hard for :-
FDI in all sectors.PMO has even been lobbied to the tune of Rs 52 Crores by Wallah-Marten, and they are chasing me like hell.....I was able to offer single brand retail to Starsbuckster,though the lobbying amount with PMO was ONLY Rs 1 Crore...
Murkh:-This is child's play for me.Don't you remember,how I made a monkey of the Indian Left during the Indo-US Nuclear deal...?[Murkh laughs rolling on the ground,unable to control himself]
Singhan:-Murkh,I know that you are very cunning and a terrific actor to boot.How you strike angry poses,in recent times,as if the whole world is yours,though our party has made a mess of the national Economy and we are laughing stocks...!Especially during and after the recent Budget presentation,in March,this year.
Murkh:-I'm sure we will have the last laugh, though..we made a mess of what the previous party handed over to us:-A stable and strong economy.But your lack of laughter even when I was rolling on the ground, makes me very anxious...
Singhan:-The USA is demanding more from me....
Murkh:-Like?
Singhan:-
Diesel and other Fuel price deregulation,so that their MNCs can LOOT India...
Murkh:-I hear that they mention something called,"under-recoveries'"...,in their reports...
Singhan:-Ah![Now it's the turn of Singhan to roll on the ground,laughing,unable to control himself...]When you mention.....[Singhan is unable to continue and rolls on the ground ;laughing uncontrollably...]....
Murkh:-[after sometime,to allow Singhan to regain control]..When I mention what?
Singhan:-When you mentioned "under-recoveries" I could not control myself.
Mutkh:-Anything vulgar,at this age?
Singhan:-Nothing of that sort.....[Again Singhan starts rolling on the ground laughing....]
Murkh allows him to laugh for a while,then ;-Well,what about...?
Singhan:-Under-recoveries?
Murkh:-yes.
Singhan:-Well,you remember,I was lucky to become PM in 2004?
Murkh:-I do.You have previously worked under me as a Bureaucrat and suddenly you were my Boss...[Murkh starts crying like a baby]....
Singhan:-Murkh,please don't cry, it was not my fault.
Murkh:-[crying],yes I know,that even you were surprised by the appointment,as shown by your body language when you met the Press soon after the decision to make you PM was made..your body language told how you felt.You were very surprised...and you also felt POWERFUL,as you drew your chest up,held your hands behind your back..a very unusual but striking posture..
Singhan:-And you thought only,you can strike poses...
Murkh:-But we have this urgent matter of the Bully USA to attend to...
Singhan;-Oh!I completely forgot.Where were we?
Murkh:-We were talking about under-recoveries.
Singhan:-So in 2004 ,I was lucky to become the PM of India.......In same year I was fortunate to get my Master 100% FDI in LNG marketing in India.......
Murkh:-But I hear that the Indian OMCs use under-recoveries to claim LOSSES, ....
Singhan;-Do you know from when the Indian OMC start MISUSING under-recoveries?
Murkh:-[jumps, as if struck by a hammer,due to shock]OMCs misusing under-recoveries?No.
Sanghan:-[smiling in an evil manner,almost grinning]Yes, misusing,from 2004.
Murkh:-Oh! now I get it.In 2004,you became PM,your master started his LNG Marketing Co,Ghell India, and the OMCs started MISUSING the under-recoveries......
Singhan:-Which they have NOT even used till then, in their reports[says seriously,as he remembers his Master] and I had my master's spy PLANTED as Advisor to the Ministry Of Petroleum and Natural Gas,for 4 years....he... he.. he....
Murkh:-This means the OMCs are profitable and NOT "LOSS-MAKING"...And your Master PLANTED you in Indian political circles and corridors of Power and you PLANTED yours Master's spy...CEO of Ghell India, Mr.Kikarm Bingh Lehta.....he..he..he...That's great!You are much more cunning than me..
Singhan:-Yes,Murkh...That's why I am your BOSS now,though I was merely a Bureaucrat under you he he he....And the "under-recovery" concept was passed on from My Master by Kikram Bingh Lehta to the Ministry Of Petroleum And Natural Gas and thro' them to the OMCs....
Murkh:-That's highly villainous of you....So the petrol price deregulation and price raises have to be rolled back.......
Singhan:-Lets have a last ditch effort..
Murkh:-Like what?
Singhan:-[his eyes shining and grinning] Remember what I did in 1991?
Murkh:-[admiring Singhan]Even a child knows what you pulled off,for the sake of your masters.....You bankrupted India with DELIBERATE anti-India polices along with the IMF.....
Singhan:-Why can't we try it again?
Murkh:-[laughing]O.K.the rating agency
[Both start laughing rolling on the ground]
On 25/4/2012 India, is downgraded by a rating agency....
To be continued....
Murkh:-You look worried,Sir......
Singhan:-Ah!Murkh,its good that you came.The USA is pressing hard for :-
FDI in all sectors.PMO has even been lobbied to the tune of Rs 52 Crores by Wallah-Marten, and they are chasing me like hell.....I was able to offer single brand retail to Starsbuckster,though the lobbying amount with PMO was ONLY Rs 1 Crore...
Murkh:-This is child's play for me.Don't you remember,how I made a monkey of the Indian Left during the Indo-US Nuclear deal...?[Murkh laughs rolling on the ground,unable to control himself]
Singhan:-Murkh,I know that you are very cunning and a terrific actor to boot.How you strike angry poses,in recent times,as if the whole world is yours,though our party has made a mess of the national Economy and we are laughing stocks...!Especially during and after the recent Budget presentation,in March,this year.
Murkh:-I'm sure we will have the last laugh, though..we made a mess of what the previous party handed over to us:-A stable and strong economy.But your lack of laughter even when I was rolling on the ground, makes me very anxious...
Singhan:-The USA is demanding more from me....
Murkh:-Like?
Singhan:-
Diesel and other Fuel price deregulation,so that their MNCs can LOOT India...
Murkh:-I hear that they mention something called,"under-recoveries'"...,in their reports...
Singhan:-Ah![Now it's the turn of Singhan to roll on the ground,laughing,unable to control himself...]When you mention.....[Singhan is unable to continue and rolls on the ground ;laughing uncontrollably...]....
Murkh:-[after sometime,to allow Singhan to regain control]..When I mention what?
Singhan:-When you mentioned "under-recoveries" I could not control myself.
Mutkh:-Anything vulgar,at this age?
Singhan:-Nothing of that sort.....[Again Singhan starts rolling on the ground laughing....]
Murkh allows him to laugh for a while,then ;-Well,what about...?
Singhan:-Under-recoveries?
Murkh:-yes.
Singhan:-Well,you remember,I was lucky to become PM in 2004?
Murkh:-I do.You have previously worked under me as a Bureaucrat and suddenly you were my Boss...[Murkh starts crying like a baby]....
Singhan:-Murkh,please don't cry, it was not my fault.
Murkh:-[crying],yes I know,that even you were surprised by the appointment,as shown by your body language when you met the Press soon after the decision to make you PM was made..your body language told how you felt.You were very surprised...and you also felt POWERFUL,as you drew your chest up,held your hands behind your back..a very unusual but striking posture..
Singhan:-And you thought only,you can strike poses...
Murkh:-But we have this urgent matter of the Bully USA to attend to...
Singhan;-Oh!I completely forgot.Where were we?
Murkh:-We were talking about under-recoveries.
Singhan:-So in 2004 ,I was lucky to become the PM of India.......In same year I was fortunate to get my Master 100% FDI in LNG marketing in India.......
Murkh:-But I hear that the Indian OMCs use under-recoveries to claim LOSSES, ....
Singhan;-Do you know from when the Indian OMC start MISUSING under-recoveries?
Murkh:-[jumps, as if struck by a hammer,due to shock]OMCs misusing under-recoveries?No.
Sanghan:-[smiling in an evil manner,almost grinning]Yes, misusing,from 2004.
Murkh:-Oh! now I get it.In 2004,you became PM,your master started his LNG Marketing Co,Ghell India, and the OMCs started MISUSING the under-recoveries......
Singhan:-Which they have NOT even used till then, in their reports[says seriously,as he remembers his Master] and I had my master's spy PLANTED as Advisor to the Ministry Of Petroleum and Natural Gas,for 4 years....he... he.. he....
Murkh:-This means the OMCs are profitable and NOT "LOSS-MAKING"...And your Master PLANTED you in Indian political circles and corridors of Power and you PLANTED yours Master's spy...CEO of Ghell India, Mr.Kikarm Bingh Lehta.....he..he..he...That's great!You are much more cunning than me..
Singhan:-Yes,Murkh...That's why I am your BOSS now,though I was merely a Bureaucrat under you he he he....And the "under-recovery" concept was passed on from My Master by Kikram Bingh Lehta to the Ministry Of Petroleum And Natural Gas and thro' them to the OMCs....
Murkh:-That's highly villainous of you....So the petrol price deregulation and price raises have to be rolled back.......
Singhan:-Lets have a last ditch effort..
Murkh:-Like what?
Singhan:-[his eyes shining and grinning] Remember what I did in 1991?
Murkh:-[admiring Singhan]Even a child knows what you pulled off,for the sake of your masters.....You bankrupted India with DELIBERATE anti-India polices along with the IMF.....
Singhan:-Why can't we try it again?
Murkh:-[laughing]O.K.the rating agency
[Both start laughing rolling on the ground]
On 25/4/2012 India, is downgraded by a rating agency....
To be continued....
No comments:
Post a Comment